FOX NEWS: Taliban Training Monkey Terrorist To Shoot American Troops

Posted: Saturday, August 7, 2010 | Posted by Chico Brisbane | Labels: ,

With only a handful of Al Qaeda terrorist left alive to explain the deadly combination of an American Soldier and his rifle, Fox News is reporting that monkey terrorist are being trained instead.

According to Fox & Friends host and former beauty queen Gretchen Carlson, the Taliban are overseeing the monkey training. Carlson said that the primates are being trained to shoot American Soldiers at a top secret Taliban monkey training base.

Carlson explained how the monkey terrorist are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts as an incentive.

Stephen Colbert has the full story below.

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  1. Anonymous said...
  2. "the deadly combination of an American Soldier and his rifle." LOL FUCKING A BUDDY! YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!

  3. Anonymous said...
  4. yeah boi!

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